I havent had sex for nearly a month

And I think I'm doing pretty well. Obviously theres the daily wank and some sexy texts off admirers from afar but I havent started experimenting with vegetables yet which I reckon is a good sign.

The last shag I had was actually quite brilliant. We did it three times if i remember correctly and I reckon i gave the best blow job ive ever given (and ive given a lot) although he loved my technique so in that respect we were a perfect match. He also had to tell me to be quiet, which i think is the sign of good sex. If only he'd made me cum just once though. I had to fake it for months, it was frustrating but I didnt mind. Thats love for ya. (Well it was while it lasted).
Why are boys such cunts?

Ive decided to code all references to real people (ie choose another name beginning with the same letter) because I think their dignity should be spared, even if mine isnt.
So went to the pub last night with Sam. Its depressing when you have to spike your own drink and go on a cornershop hunt because you havent got ID with you. Fucking police. You can see the disappointment on the barmaids face when you ask for a soft drink.
Texted Aiden to see if he was out (best friend of brilliantshagbutcouldntmakemecum boy (see above)) and he was on the bus into town but didnt even come past, what a bastard. I do reckon he fancies me though, you cant tell a girl you think boys must dribble over her without dribbling over her a bit yourself. I dont understand why or even when people go to whetherspoons- its too bright, its always empty and it serves food. Whats the point? But Aiden looks good from behind or when its quite dark and hes hung like a donkey apparently. Shame I never got to see the video of his ex girlfriend sucking him off.

Fuck knows what Im gonna do tonight, going outs a bit of a drag when its horrible weather cos your hair fucks up and flys about and gets stuck to your shiny lips, or blows in your eyes and you wander into the cycle path by accident.

Theres no one to shag here though.